IMMINENTLY famous model SueLyn Medeiros has a physics defying arse. She really does. Have you seen it? It’s like she’s shoplifting two children’s heads in the back-pockets of her trousers.
Well, not content with being arrested on a DUI recently (and thereby, having arrest pictures which people get aroused by, which is a novelty), she’s had a sex tape stolen. If you’re good looking, vaguely famous and a sex tape becomes public, the only thing awaiting you is massive fame.
And SueLyn isn’t happy that the sex tape has just hit the internet featuring her and her boyfriend. She’ll take whatever works comes out of it, but she’s saying she’s going to sue somebody for this leak. You have to say that though, don’t you?
Poor Medeiros has no idea how it happened, but she’s already contacted a lawyer and plans to slap someone with a legal hammer hand right across their video publishing faces.
SueLyn says:
“I am very upset and angry with all this and the way it was released and what was said about me … I am in a loving relationship, and me and my boyfriend took a few personal private videos doing things I’m sure every couple does.”
“Someone stole these files from us … My family is very upset and disappointed. My mother can’t stop crying. I want justice.”
Her mum cries and everyone else sticks their hand down their trousers. What a world.
