As TMZ first reported, an anti-hangover drink company called NOHO has offered to pay $ 1,000,000 for the rights to the unreleased song 2Pac was rapping along with … while he was being “tended to” by a very friendly female in the 1991 footage.
Sources connected to the negotiations tell us … the offer was big enough to catch the estate’s attention, because a rep for Pac’s people reached out to NOHO and the two sides are trying to work out a deal.
There’s only one problem … the estate doesn’t have possession of the sex tape and aren’t even sure which song is playing on it.
Oh yeah … NOHO hasn’t heard the song either — but the CEO is banking on the fact that it’s a Tupac song … which means is has to be awesome.
We’re told if the estate can’t get a hold of the tape, they have other unreleased Tupac songs they’re willing to part with … if the price is right. – more on this story
Tupac’s Dead Penis Arouses Six Figure Bidding War
There’s nothing quite like celebrity genitals. They’re much, much better than non-famous genitals. And trumping all those are the famous genitals of a celebrity cadaver. That’s why we’re all getting excited about Tupac!
See, Tupac Shakur isn’t just a pretty average rapper who got good in people’s eyes the minute he died.
He’s also a man who can get a nosh from a lady while dancing around to his own music while smoking cheap drugs. He’s our hero. And now, with the news that a sex tape is floating around, two bongo film distributors are locking becondomed antlers in a bid to buy it, so we can all watch it for free on some dodgy website. Seriously – there’s massive idiots out there who actually pay for skinny flicks.
The ferocious cock-fight to buy the rights to the Tupac sex tape has already seen bids hitting six-figures.
Get this. Such is the nature of this stupid industry, both companies are throwing the cheque book at it despite having not seen the footage.
BUT THEY WANT THE RIGHTS ALL THE SAME.
Let it be known that we are currently in possession of a 14 minute clip of a man receiving fellatio from a man AND a woman who APPEARS to be Elvis Costello. We’re assuming it’s Elvis Costello because we imagine that he’s got curly black pubes.
Start your bidding now. Especially YouPorn because you’re the only people properly daft enough to throw $150k at a tape you haven’t seen or verified yet.
And of course, there’s no real money to be made from this because everyone is going to stream it or torrent it elsewhere as soon as it hits the web.
Anyway, what would Tupac say about all this? Well, here’s a video relating to him being filmed with an engorged member.
Enjoy. Dirty swines.