Remember Nancy Grace’s nip slip? We’ve been trying to erase it from our brains for weeks, but it keeps popping back, as indelible as the flaming Hindenburg.
Apparently a lot of people who watched Grace on “Dancing With the Stars” come undone on that fateful night felt the same way. Her right areola’s accidental boogaloo has prompted some deeply traumatized viewers to file indecency complaints with the Federal Communications Commission.
Nancy Grace’s nipple slip on “Dancing With the Stars” has resulted in a formal complaint to the FCC.
“Nancy Grace had a wardrobe malfunction where her nipple private came out and scared my children. She should be fined,” wrote a concerned and whimsically literary parent from Arlington, Va. Then the offended mom let it rip: “SHE WAS JUMPING AROUND DANCING WITH HER BREASTS OUT, SHE KNEW IT COULD HAPPEN. FINE HER.”
Poor Hester – oops, we mean Nancy. Perhaps she should take her talents to Argentina. We hear that one contestant got completely naked on an episode of that nation’s version of “DWTS.”
On second thought, stay right here at home, Nancy. Please.
Seriously, Nancy should just post one like Teri Hatcher on the Internet … Juicier and no scandal.
Teri Hatcher