Most celebrities like to keep the elicit details of their private lives as hidden away as possible – going to great lengths and paying very important, very expensive PR people to keep all their secrets from the likes of us.
Then there’s American Pie star Jason Biggs’ wife, who’s written a very funny, very detailed blog about hiring a hooker for a threesome. Jenny Mollen has taken to Thesmokingjacket.com to explain exactly what happened when she decided on a very unusual birthday treat for her hubby, here are just a few of the highlights:
“So my husband and I got a whore. I’m hoping, unless you’re some sick, depraved dissolute of a person, this isn’t the kind of thing you hear everyday. If it is, f**k you, I thought it was pretty gangster. So, OK, where do I begin? I wanted to do something special for his birthday, isn’t that how all these stories start? We were married for just over a year, and in Gemini years, that’s like twelve.
“The adventure started when I called up my a*****e friend, Chelsea, and asked if she knew any “massage therapists”. Chelsea insisted that this chick would come over and, with the proper amount of alcohol, do whatever we wanted.
“That night, I made the arrangements. I set the mood, turned on some Enigma, and poured champagne. My husband, however, paced around the house like a lunatic, wondering if he was going to get arrested for having a hooker visit our home. The girl arrived at the proper whoring hour of 9pm. I answered the door in a see-through bra and undies. I led her upstairs to my bedroom where she set up her massage table. About thirty minutes in, I started to realise something was wrong. This girl wasn’t a prostitute!! This girl was a legit massage therapist!”
Happy ending
Jenny then continues to recall another failed attempt at hiring a lady of the night, before she and Jason are finally successful. We’ll spare you the gory details, but Jen and Jason got their happy ending:
“On the plane ride home I texted Keisha and thanked her for her work. Whatever it was she had done, worked. I was instantly more aroused by my husband. He seemed so mysterious to me. Even though the actual act was relatively boring and a financial bust, the reliving of it grew hotter and hotter in my mind. ‘What a sweet whore,’ I said to my husband, staring down at the flickering lights of good ole Sin City. He laughed and grabbed my leg. Something was rekindled between us. Or perhaps something blossomed that was never there before. I don’t know which it was, but I felt closer.”
This has to be the strangest, funniest, most jaw-dropping celeb blog ever! We love it!