It’s a done deal that Lindsay Lohan will pose nude for Playboy, but is the troubled actress willing to take it to the next level? Fleshlight (WARNING: very NSFW) is hoping she is. The company tendered a $ 1 million offer on their website, with the following note:
“We would very much like to invite you to become one of our Fleshlight Girls. Fleshlight is the #1 selling male sex toy for men, and becoming one of our Fleshlight Girls means you would be joining an exclusive club. Should you decide to join this club, we would offer you up to $ 1 million dollars for molds of your mouth, vagina, and butt.
Your Fleshlight products would bring fantasies to reality as men across the world would be able to have fun with Lindsay Lohan! You would be joining the Fleshlight Girls family which includes porn stars such as Jesse Jane, Jenna Haze, Lisa Ann and Stoya. With over four million Fleshlight products sold, Fleshlight is the most well-known and reputable male sex toy company in the world.
We hope you will give our offer serious consideration and that you will contact us at your earliest convenience.”
Signed Steven Shubin, Fleshlight’s CEO.
Lindsay Lohan Gets $1 Million Offer for FleshLight Deal
Don’t act like you don’t know what a FleshLight is. The popular pocket-pussy company is the newest to jump on the Lindsay Lohan nudity train (come to think of it, people would probably pay money to see that, too), offering the notorious party girl and sometime actress a whopping $1 million to make a model of her lady parts, which would then be cast in silicone and jerked off into by horny fans, presumably as they look at her (now confirmed full frontal) Playboy spread.
FleshLights are the hottest thing since warming lube on the porn circuit, with dozens of models cast from stars like Jesse Jane and Tori Black’s lips (both upper and lower) and back doors to offer maximum bang for your masturbation buck.
Speaking of bucks, Lindsay’s reps say she “She would never accept such an offer for any amount of money,” but then again that’s what they said about Playboy when she was first offered a spread in the mag in 2009. So her FleshLight should be coming out just in time for the release of Herbie Blows a Load and Freaky-Deaky Fridaysometime in 2014.
Folks. Here are some pretty hot pictures of Lindsay Lohan taken on South Beach showing off her incredible pair of celebrity tits.
