17-year old Courtney Stodden and her 51-year-old actor husband Doug Hutchinson were asked to leave a pumpkin patch in L.A. this weekend after her behavior and attire were deemed “inappropriate” by the staff. Almost as inappropriate as frosted hair, frosted eyeshadow and frosted lipstick. Dear God. The Daily Mail says:
it wasn’t just the couples public display of affection that prompted security to approach them – but the teenager’s barely-there denim shorts and a pair of white PVC knee-high boots.
Acting like it was her very own photo shoot, the tanned teenager began posing with the orange vegetable exposing her bare bottom cheeks – but she soon… began kissing and cuddling [her husband] as she stood on a pile of pumpkins.
But the couple weren’t stopping there — his young wife wrapped her legs around him and threw her head back.
The pair were eventually asked to leave the patch by security after they received several complaints from members of the public who found Courtney’s attire offensive and her behavior of a sexual nature.
The great thing about pumpkins is that they’re the same color and size as Courntey’s big fake tits, so I bet she was practically undetectable out in the field. Only the mound of straw-like hair and the squeak of PVC would have given her away.
You can see more of the disgusting pumpkin patch pics here, or you can look at these super cute pics of the Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade yesterday:
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