If Courtney Stodden wasn’t acting like a whore I’d have to venture a guess that either she was comatose or became a sudden paraplegic. So when she got kicked out of Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch it was not a shocker to me. Really though how inappropriate to slut it up amongst the kiddies and parents, not to mention all those innocent pumpkins who will now have to be carved with condom covered knife. Wanna know exactly what got Courtney thrown out?
It wasn’t just the couples public display of affection that prompted security to approach them – but the teenager’s barely-there denim shorts and a pair of white PVC knee-high boots.
Acting like it was her very own photo shoot, the tanned teenager began posing with the orange vegetable exposing her bare bottom cheeks – but she soon… began kissing and cuddling [her husband] as she stood on a pile of pumpkins.
But the couple weren’t stopping there — his young wife wrapped her legs around him and threw her head back.
The pair were eventually asked to leave the patch by security after they received several complaints from members of the public who found Courtney’s attire offensive and her behavior of a sexual nature.
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